Tuesday, August 26, 2008

More from the Olympics

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics: no one needs to make jokes when you have commentators like these.

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria.
I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."'

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is every where. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"


Rob Straz said...

Where the hell did you get these?!

Did you make them up?


Eric said...

A friend emailed this list to my wife. She forwarded it to me with "right up your alley" in the subject.

Anonymous said...

They've been out there for YEARS- the Gregoravitch one is at least 20 years old.